How to make a girl hate you
Steps
Just ignore her. If she calls you, keep the call short and make excuses for hanging up. When she talks to you, don't make eye contact with her and almost seem totally uninterested in what she has to say. Or...
Turn into a commitment freak. Show her pictures of what your kids are going to look like, what your wedding is going to be like, and how you want to spend every single minute of the rest of your life together.
Be disrespectful to her. Call her names that you think will get under her skin and push her buttons. For instance: If she has red hair, call her Carrot Top, if she is a little overweight, call her Shamu. Continue this hurtful teasing about her until she doesn't want to talk to you anymore.
Tell her you have a girlfriend. When she tries to ask you out, tell her straight up that you have a girlfriend. Tell her like this: "Listen, (whatever the girl name is), I have a girlfriend so I can't go out with you. Okay?"
Be friendly with another girl. But not intimate. Just friendly. Get a girl that you know and spend less than normal time with her. When your "crusher" comes along, hold hands with another girl and walk past her.
Lie frequently. For instance: If she asks you what your type in a girl is and she is the Gothic type, tell her that you like Californian-like girls. Or, if she asks if you have a girlfriend and you don't, tell her that you do.
Tips
Every time she talks to you, talk about how much you like a girl. No girl wants to be around a guy who is pining for some other girl.
If she comes up to talk to you, go the other direction in order to avoid her.
If all else fails, tell her that you're gay.
Warnings
Beware of older siblings of your "crusher"
You might break the girls heart.
You might get in trouble.
She might change into your type.
Things You'll Need
Good friends
A nasty attitude
Perseverance
Just ignore her. If she calls you, keep the call short and make excuses for hanging up. When she talks to you, don't make eye contact with her and almost seem totally uninterested in what she has to say. Or...
Turn into a commitment freak. Show her pictures of what your kids are going to look like, what your wedding is going to be like, and how you want to spend every single minute of the rest of your life together.
Be disrespectful to her. Call her names that you think will get under her skin and push her buttons. For instance: If she has red hair, call her Carrot Top, if she is a little overweight, call her Shamu. Continue this hurtful teasing about her until she doesn't want to talk to you anymore.
Tell her you have a girlfriend. When she tries to ask you out, tell her straight up that you have a girlfriend. Tell her like this: "Listen, (whatever the girl name is), I have a girlfriend so I can't go out with you. Okay?"
Be friendly with another girl. But not intimate. Just friendly. Get a girl that you know and spend less than normal time with her. When your "crusher" comes along, hold hands with another girl and walk past her.
Lie frequently. For instance: If she asks you what your type in a girl is and she is the Gothic type, tell her that you like Californian-like girls. Or, if she asks if you have a girlfriend and you don't, tell her that you do.
Tips
Every time she talks to you, talk about how much you like a girl. No girl wants to be around a guy who is pining for some other girl.
If she comes up to talk to you, go the other direction in order to avoid her.
If all else fails, tell her that you're gay.
Warnings
Beware of older siblings of your "crusher"
You might break the girls heart.
You might get in trouble.
She might change into your type.
Things You'll Need
Good friends
A nasty attitude
Perseverance
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